Standing in a big white room with a long white table and a tall white door that swings open BANG God storms in, nostrils flared. Gabriel trails with two chairs. God glares at me, snorts, settles into a fat white recliner with a big gilded G a built-in cup holder. He points at a three-legged stool with an unfinished seat, says You’re here to play poker. Sit down. Poker with God? I don’t like the odds: he has x-ray vision he bankrolls the joint. If I win he’ll be pissed-- I’ll be sold into slavery, fed to the fish. I fidget. Poker is a man’s game, says God forget Pinochle forget Mother-May-I you’re playing with me, mano a dios. I say, But-- God says, But what? God has a million chips in a silo— I start with fifty-three. He says One for every year of your life expectancy. Wait—fifty-three? Ante up says God. I draw one card, try to bluff him into thinking I’ve got a great hand. God draws two, says You’re trying to bluff me into thinking you’ve got a great hand You dummy I’m God I know when you’re bluffing. I say What kind of chance does that give me? God says Where were you when I created poker? God stacks the deck. I say Maybe I could deal for a change. God says I’m the dealer here chum we’ve been playing this game how long Gabriel?—never mind—since before time OK wise guy HA God shows another winning hand slaps Gabriel on the back lays down royal flushes inside straights—I’ll never win. I jump up and kick the table over Gabriel lunges I wrestle him til two seraphim fly in and pin back my arms. God punches me in the stomach chomps on the butt of his cigar. This is my place kid I got a full house no room at the inn know what I mean? The floor drops open I watch fog pour down into the abyss. God turns his back taps his ashes and they shove me in. On the way down I clutch my fist around one white chip I took without permission. Be fruitful I whisper and multiply.
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Poems from Other Days
September 2021
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